I'm twelve weeks into the 'running' gig and thought a blog would be a nice way to document the torture. My laziness has got the better of me in the last 6 years, my dirty thirties have turned into my well, lazy-ass let's get chubby decade. If I was wittier I could have come up with something better.
Twelve seems the be all end all, magic number if you will of most 'programs'. Alcoholics take a 12-step program, there are 12 days of Christmas although you end up with partridge in a pear tree, you take a puppy from it's mother at about 12 weeks, donuts are best when in a pack of 12 even if they are a dime a dozen (
hee).......so my realization is that this
'Couch 2 5k' program I started to 'learn to run' should be 12 weeks too. It isn't, it is an eight-week program. My plan was to complete it in eight weeks, but apparently I'm on the 12 schedule with the recovering alcoholics.
Anyways, the road to better health and a better body started back in April when I joined the local gym. I never had intentions of becoming a runner. Speed walking on the treadmill was always something I enjoyed, well tolerated, but running I remember doing as a kid when you realize the street lights are on and you are blocks away from home.
"Run Lisa Run, you don't want to be grounded" my friend would yell from her front porch. I guess she was my first cheering section. I must remember to send her a message on
Facebook to thank her for the encouragement.
Going to the gym didn't seem daunting, I've always liked the gym atmosphere and found being surrounded by buff men motivating. I started with basic strength training and
cardio on the treadmill, stationary bikes and elliptical. I ended up trying a class or two of spinning, which I loved but the class times never seemed to coincide with my schedule. I'm sure I could have made it work, but my mind had thrived on 'laziness' for so long that it got the better of me.
I kept going but wasn't really working it hard enough.....and I knew that. Running crossed my path sometime in mid-July. I don't really remember how, or when but it was likely while I was surfing on my chat board and came across the on-going 'runners' thread. There was a link to
'Couch 2 5k' program. I clicked to read. It almost seemed doable, my mind flickered from
'yes you can' to
'no that's crazy' a few thousand times that day. I remember a few ladies on the board piping up about starting the program. I got excited then immediately put it on the back burner.
Andre, the fabulous owner of the gym started chatting with me one day at the gym. I had inquired about Personal Training. I had realized that my strength training routine was pitiful and wanted kick it up a notch. I had watched Marissa, on of the trainers at the gym work with a few different ladies and was impressed with her style. I decided to jump in with both feet. Andre suggested trying her out and somehow during the conversation the 'running' topic came up. The gym offers a 'Learn to Run' program, so he put me on the list. I got a phone call soon after from Katherine, unfortunately a new clinic wouldn't be starting until a few months down the road. I had the plan to strength train intensely until the running program started.
Training Session #1 was pure torture, but Marissa had a charisma that didn't make me completely hate her, I was oddly drawn to the pain. I ended up back the next week. Andre again stopped me to see how things were going. He asked me about goals, and he wanted me to start thinking specifics. I left the gym that night feeling
positive but slightly intimidated by the GOAL concept.
Mind Games commenced - "I don't do goals, I'm lazy and goals only make me self-loathe" ran through my brain. The goal of
'look good in a bikini',
'fit into a size 6' entered my brain.....so did the
'be healthy and not care about my weight'. How pathetically typical of me (insert eye
rolly)
I had a moment soon enough. I stumbled upon the
Facebook profile of Erik Trinidad. I
virtually met him back in 2003 while he was blogging about his Global Trip. I followed him around the world, again virtually. I went back and read his Everest Base Camp entries and I remembered how much I was intrigued by his trek.....even though he nearly died from altitude sickness.....but that is another story. (Read Here:
http://www.theglobaltrip.com/ ) Another much taller, but equally as handsome New Yorker help inspire my 'goal'.
WARNING: CHEESEBALL GROUPIE ALERT. Ryan Star's song 'So Ordinary' is a song I listen to often, it is in regular rotation on what I should call my
RyPod because there are so many of his damn songs on there....but I digress. The songs lyrics are poignant 'Stop trying to be so ordinary, be strong, be brave and begin your story'
(Insert epiphany)
1) I hate being ordinary, but somehow it has become the story of my life.
2) I love travelling and want to see the other side of the world
3) I need a goal for me, not Andre, not for my husband, not for anyone else but me
GOAL: Trek to Base Camp on Mt. Everest in the year 2013Surfing the
internet began. All things trekking to Base Camp needed to be absorbed. I had it....a specific goal. My goal is to trek to Base Camp on Mt. Everest in the year 2013.....the year I turn 40. I had decided that running was going to be my training. My first hurdle would be 5 km, and I was going to join the ladies of my chat board doing the Couch 2 5k program, fuck the gym program, I could join that later.
Something changed the day I set the goal. I didn't want to vocalize the goal at first, I wanted to mull it over before I made it official. That didn't last, I was bursting to tell people. Andre heard me say it the very next day, at that point I couldn't turn back.
Goal Set. Let the torture begin.